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Rano wyszli�my ze sali chorych na �niadanie, w sumie to piel�gniarka wypu�ci�a nas ju� na dobre. Usiedli�my przy stole Gryffindoru.
-Gdzie� ty znowu by�a w nocy? Znowu si� szwenda�a�?- spyta�a mnie Lilly, atakuj�cym tonem.
-Dzisiaj dla odmiany, w skrzydle szpitalnym by�am- zajada�am si� owsiank�.
-Jak to?- Lilly z kolei prawie si� ni� zad�awi�a.
-Bo to wszystko przeze mnie.- wtr�ci� si� Syriusz.
-Daj spok�j- za�mia�am si�.
-O to ju� si� odzywacie?- zdziwi�a si�.
-Odzywamy.- za�mia�am si�.
-S�ysza�a�, �e bal po�owinkowy jest organizowany?- rzuci�a.
-Tak?- nie wiedzia�am.
-Po �wi�tach.
-Super. Sk�d wiesz?
-Chris mi m�wi�.
Bardzo fajnie, �e jest co� takiego organizowane. Lil na pewno p�jdzie z Chrisem,a ja? Mo�e mnie kto� zaprosi, a jak nie to b�d� mia�a si� z kim pobawi�. A tym czasem to balu jeszcze wiele czasu...
Nadal trenujemy, ci�zko si� ju� robi, ale efekty s� coraz bardziej widoczne. Idziemy do przodu. Ostatnio ch�opaki, wymy�lili, jakie� okre�lenie na siebie, to znaczy na t� ich odlotow� czw�rk�. Jakie? Nazwali si� Huncwotami. Pasuje do nich, te ich nocne w�dr�wki po zamku. Przeczytali mi nawet jaki� dekalog jaki opracowali. Wisi on na honorowym miejscu w ich pokoju.

Dziesi�� przykaza� Huncwot�w
1.B�d� zwariowanym i odjechanym- zawsze dobrze si� baw.
2.Nigdy nie zdradzaj przyjaci�- za kar� b�dziesz musia� zje�� 40 000 czekoladowych �ab (tylko ciekawe kto je kupi).
3.Nie brzyd� si� dobrym dowcipem- �arty to twoje �ycie.
4.�wiruj pawiana-ale kulturalnie.
5.Wyniszczaj szko�� doszcz�tnie, ale pami�taj- musisz si� gdzie� uczy�.
6.Szalej i nie �a�uj. Ze szko�y ci� nie wyrzuc�, bo swoj� inteligencj� przewy�szasz nawet nauczycieli.
7.„Raz sie �yje, potem tylko straszy...”- nie przejmuj si�, ze dostaniesz wyjca... Twoi rodzice i tak ci� kochaj�.
7.Z min� pokerzysty przyjmij newsa o kolejnym szlabanie- w ko�cu czy mo�e ci� spotka� co� gorszego?
8.R�b g�upie kawa�y dyrektorowi- na pewno si� przy��czy.
9.Nie zapominaj- w Hogwarcie rz�dzisz ty!!!
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Grupa Trzymaj�ca W�adz� (tzw. Huncwoci)

-Ale wy jeste�cie pokr�ceni!- powiedzia�am.
-A ty to nie jeste� pokr�cona?- spyta� James.
-Im wi�cej z wami przebywam tym bardziej.- pokr�ci�am g�ow� i za�mia��m si�.
-Mo�e ty te� powina� si� tam podpisa�- za�mia� si� Remus.
-Nie, bynajmniej na razie nie.
-No co ty Rora? Nie przyznajesz si� do nas?- zadrwi� Syriusz.
-NO jasne, �e nie.- zacz�am si� �mia�.
-A my ju� chcieli�my ci� odwo�a� honorow� huncwotk�.
-Dlaczego honorow�?
-Bo dziewczyny w naszych szeregach? Nie, to nie ma prawa tak by�!
-No, to o czym my tutaj w og�le rozmawiamy?
-No, bo ty jeste� wyj�tek!!!
-Sister ty jeste� godna tego miana.
-Ale mnie zaszczyt kopn��- zacz�am si� �mia�.
-Na kalesony Merlina- ch�opaki nie m�wi� na brod�, tylko w�a�nie tak zabawniej - Zgadzasz si� czy nie?
-No dobra, niech Merlin ma te kalesony- �mia�am si�.
Dekalog zaczerpni�ty z ksi�gi Huncwot�w, sama bym lepszego nie wymy�li�a. Notka kr�tka, ale mam nadzieje, �e zaspokoi wasze rz�dze Nast�na na pocz�tku tygodnia, pozdrawiam

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