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Rano wyszli¶my ze sali chorych na ¶niadanie, w sumie to pielêgniarka wypu¶ci³a nas ju¿ na dobre. Usiedli¶my przy stole Gryffindoru.
-Gdzie¶ ty znowu by³a w nocy? Znowu siê szwenda³a¶?- spyta³a mnie Lilly, atakuj±cym tonem.
-Dzisiaj dla odmiany, w skrzydle szpitalnym by³am- zajada³am siê owsiank±.
-Jak to?- Lilly z kolei prawie siê ni± zad³awi³a.
-Bo to wszystko przeze mnie.- wtr±ci³ siê Syriusz.
-Daj spokój- za¶mia³am siê.
-O to ju¿ siê odzywacie?- zdziwi³a siê.
-Odzywamy.- za¶mia³am siê.
-S³ysza³a¶, ¿e bal po³owinkowy jest organizowany?- rzuci³a.
-Tak?- nie wiedzia³am.
-Po ¶wiêtach.
-Super. Sk±d wiesz?
-Chris mi mówi³.
Bardzo fajnie, ¿e jest co¶ takiego organizowane. Lil na pewno pójdzie z Chrisem,a ja? Mo¿e mnie kto¶ zaprosi, a jak nie to bêdê mia³a siê z kim pobawiæ. A tym czasem to balu jeszcze wiele czasu...
Nadal trenujemy, ciêzko siê ju¿ robi, ale efekty s± coraz bardziej widoczne. Idziemy do przodu. Ostatnio ch³opaki, wymy¶lili, jakie¶ okre¶lenie na siebie, to znaczy na tê ich odlotow± czwórkê. Jakie? Nazwali siê Huncwotami. Pasuje do nich, te ich nocne wêdrówki po zamku. Przeczytali mi nawet jaki¶ dekalog jaki opracowali. Wisi on na honorowym miejscu w ich pokoju.

Dziesiêæ przykazañ Huncwotów
1.B±d¼ zwariowanym i odjechanym- zawsze dobrze siê baw.
2.Nigdy nie zdradzaj przyjació³- za karê bêdziesz musia³ zje¶æ 40 000 czekoladowych ¿ab (tylko ciekawe kto je kupi).
3.Nie brzyd¼ siê dobrym dowcipem- ¿arty to twoje ¿ycie.
4.¦wiruj pawiana-ale kulturalnie.
5.Wyniszczaj szko³ê doszczêtnie, ale pamiêtaj- musisz siê gdzie¶ uczyæ.
6.Szalej i nie ¿a³uj. Ze szko³y ciê nie wyrzuc±, bo swoj± inteligencj± przewy¿szasz nawet nauczycieli.
7.„Raz sie ¿yje, potem tylko straszy...”- nie przejmuj siê, ze dostaniesz wyjca... Twoi rodzice i tak ciê kochaj±.
7.Z min± pokerzysty przyjmij newsa o kolejnym szlabanie- w koñcu czy mo¿e ciê spotkaæ co¶ gorszego?
8.Rób g³upie kawa³y dyrektorowi- na pewno siê przy³±czy.
9.Nie zapominaj- w Hogwarcie rz±dzisz ty!!!
Podpisano:
Grupa Trzymaj±ca W³adzê (tzw. Huncwoci)

-Ale wy jeste¶cie pokrêceni!- powiedzia³am.
-A ty to nie jeste¶ pokrêcona?- spyta³ James.
-Im wiêcej z wami przebywam tym bardziej.- pokrêci³am g³ow± i za¶mia³±m siê.
-Mo¿e ty te¿ powina¶ siê tam podpisaæ- za¶mia³ siê Remus.
-Nie, bynajmniej na razie nie.
-No co ty Rora? Nie przyznajesz siê do nas?- zadrwi³ Syriusz.
-NO jasne, ¿e nie.- zaczê³am siê ¶miaæ.
-A my ju¿ chcieli¶my ciê odwo³aæ honorow± huncwotk±.
-Dlaczego honorow±?
-Bo dziewczyny w naszych szeregach? Nie, to nie ma prawa tak byæ!
-No, to o czym my tutaj w ogóle rozmawiamy?
-No, bo ty jeste¶ wyj±tek!!!
-Sister ty jeste¶ godna tego miana.
-Ale mnie zaszczyt kopn±³- zaczê³am siê ¶miaæ.
-Na kalesony Merlina- ch³opaki nie mówi± na brodê, tylko w³a¶nie tak zabawniej - Zgadzasz siê czy nie?
-No dobra, niech Merlin ma te kalesony- ¶mia³am siê.
Dekalog zaczerpniêty z ksiêgi Huncwotów, sama bym lepszego nie wymy¶li³a. Notka krótka, ale mam nadzieje, ¿e zaspokoi wasze rz±dze Nastêna na pocz±tku tygodnia, pozdrawiam

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