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Notka w miarê szybko, jak mi siê wydaje, zw³aszcza, ¿e mamy wakacje, czas rozkosznego rozleniwienia
Mam nadziejê, ¿e siê Wam spodoba. Stara³am siê, wyniki tych starañ mo¿ecie podziwiaæ (chyba podziwiaæ) poni¿ej.
Zapraszam do lektury
Zapraszam do Gabinetu Dumbledore'a (w zak³adce Ksi±¿ki), który obecnie prowadzê

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20 pa¼dziernik, niedziela, 1991 rok

Pogoda jakby nieco siê polepszy³a. „Nieco” w Szkocji oznacza, ¿e zamiast deszczu, wichur i mrozu jest deszcz, wichura i trochê mniej mrozu z przeb³yskami promieni s³onecznych. Zawsze to o jedno rozpalenie w kominku mniej...

Korzystaj±c z uroków "piêknej" pogody wybra³em siê w podró¿ do Ministerstwa Magii. Zosta³em bowiem zaproszony za "Doroczne Wybory Najwy¿szego Maga Wizengamotu". Po raz kolejny wybrany zosta³em na Najwy¿sz± Szychê Wizengamotu lub jak to woli Wielkiego Maga Wizengamotu, aczkolwiek uwa¿am, ¿e ta pierwsza nazwa jest troszkê przyjemniejsza. Jak co roku odby³a siê z tego powodu uroczysto¶æ, na któr± zaproszono najwa¿niejsze osobisto¶ci ze ¶wiata czarodziejów. Po wymienieniu wzajemnych uprzejmo¶ci ze zgromadzonymi go¶æmi Korneliusz Knot wszed³ na mównicê i wszem i wobec og³osi³, ¿e ró¿nic± g³osów 96% do 4%:
- Nowym Wielkim Magiem Wizengamotu, czyli S±du Najwy¿szego Czarodziejów zosta³ nie kto inny, jak Albus Persival Brian Wulfryk Dumbledore (przyp. w³a¶ciwie to Albus Persival Wulfryk Brian Dumbledore, ale nie czepiajmy siê szczegó³ów)

APLAUZ

By³em mile zaskoczony. 6 raz z rzêdu, doprawdy nie do wiary, bêdê mia³ co opowiadaæ wnukom, na które ju¿ za pó¼no.
W¶ród g³osów, czy raczej - krzyków poparcia, wyszed³em na mównicê i powiedzia³em kilka s³ów do zgromadzonej rzeszy by schodz±c z podium byæ odprowadzany jeszcze g³o¶niejszymi krzykami publiczno¶ci.

Takiego typu uroczysto¶ci wi±¿± siê g³ównie z powa¿nymi rozmowami na temat równie interesuj±cy jak poprzednia paczka cytrynowych dropsów. Jednak mimo moich usilnych starañ (³agodny u¶miech i kiwanie g³ow±) nie uda³o mi siê unikn±æ rozmowy z samym ministrem. Tak siê nieszczê¶liwie z³o¿y³o, ¿e zauwa¿y³ mnie akurat gdy posila³ siê kie³baskami. Zala³ mnie takim potokiem s³ów, ¿e dociera³o do mnie co drugie. Obawiam siê jednak, ¿e nie by³o to spowodowane wolnym kojarzeniem faktów, spowodowane z klei moim sêdziwym wiekiem, a rozproszeniu uwagi widokiem prze¿uwanej ¶wini w jego ustach. Staraj±c siê nie okazywaæ mojego hm, ¿e wyra¿ê siê brzydko, obrzydzenia poprosi³em o powtórzenie wywodu. Odpowiedzia³em na jego pytania ('No wiesz Korneliuszu eee nie wiem czy zatrudnienie skrzata czy dwóch skrzatek bêdzie bardziej wydajne', 'Uwa¿am, ¿e obecna sytuacja polityczna nie ma nic wspólnego z si³ami fehg shui w twoim biurze') i sk³aniaj±c g³owê w wyrazie szacunku jak i po¿egnania opu¶ci³em mury ministerstwa na rzecz piwa w Dziurawym Kotle.

- Gratulujê Albusie! 6 raz z rzêdu, duma ro¶nie – przywita³ mnie Tom lustruj±c moj± szatê (czarna, d³uga, prosta trochê na styl mugolskich ksiê¿y – strój obowi±zkowy podczas posiedzeñ) i odznakê (b³yszcz±cy napis WMW)
- Istotnie. Móg³bym prosiæ o kufel piwa kremowego? Procentów jak na jeden wieczór wystarczy.
- Co w tym roku tak krótko? Uroczysto¶æ nie wypali³a?
- Och wiesz, za pierwszym razem by³o podekscytowanie, skok adrenaliny; za drugim zdziwienie, rado¶æ; za trzecim lekkie znu¿enie, podwy¿szone ci¶nienie; za czwartym pog³êbiaj±ce siê znu¿enie i kiwanie g³ow± na znak wzruszenia; za pi±tym jedynie kiwanie g³ow±, natomiast za szóstym zaawansowane znu¿enie i lekkie kiwanie g³ow± na znak, ¿e jestem obecny duchem na uroczysto¶ci. Nie zrozum mnie ¼le Tom, jestem dumny, ¿e po rak kolejny bêdê reprezentowaæ ¶wiat czarodziejów na zebraniach S±du Najwy¿szego, ale coroczne korowody goblinów (swoj± drog± wiesz, ¿e niedawno by³o ich ¶wiêto?), pie¶ñ "Jeste¶my wolni i niezale¿ni" w wykonaniu reprezentantów oddzia³ów ze ¦w. Munga i zachwalania swoich umiejêtno¶ci przed politycznymi rywalami mo¿e siê hm znudziæ? – Tom kiwa³ g³ow± na znak, ¿e rozumie. Zabawne jego oczy mówi³y mi ca³kowicie co innego.
- W ka¿dym razie - ci±gn±³em - Korneliuszowi zabrak³o pomys³ów na rozkrêcenie i zaciekawienie go¶ci. Gdy wychodzi³em winda dla interesantów zaciê³a siê przez przeci±¿enie, sam rozumiesz, 25 czarodziejów w 10-osobowej windzie. Widz±c mnie zaczêli siê t³umaczyæ 'Zostawi³am czajnik na gazie', 'Chyba nie zamkn±³em gara¿u', 'Dzi¶ urodziny mamusi!', 'Muszê uko³ysaæ dziecko do snu'... Co kolejne t³umaczenie to coraz bardziej absurdalne z racji tego, ¿e ci pierwsi wykorzystywali najwyra¼niej pomys³y ostatnich.
- Znam ten ból Dumbledore. Prze¿ywam to samo na urodzinach babci, która obchodzi co roku 67 urodziny. W rzeczywisto¶ci ma 90. Wyobra¿asz to sobie? Przez 37 lat muszê chodziæ na to samo przyjêcie urodzinowe!!
- Wybacz Tom - dopi³em piwo - czas wracaæ do zamku. Ju¿ 23:00 a muszê jeszcze wype³niæ ankietê dla Biura Doradczego ds. Szkodników o wdziêcznym tytule "Karaluchy (nie)pod poduchy"

Aportowa³em siê przed bramy zamkowe przy akompaniamencie trzepotu skrzyde³ wystraszonego ptactwa.

Korytarze, o tej porze puste, odbija³y ka¿dy mój krok, ka¿dy oddech, ka¿de bicie serca, ka¿d± samotn± kroplê sp³ywaj±c± po nie uszczelnionym oknie. Rozkoszowa³em siê t± cisz± przez "chwilê" nim u¶wiadomi³em sobie, ¿e stojê tak wpatruj±c siê w bli¿ej nieokre¶lon± dal przesz³o 45 minut.

Tak mnie tylko interesuje... kto to te 4%?




"Home, sweet home" jak powiedzia³ kiedy¶ pewien mugol. W wolnym t³umaczeniu "Nie ma to jak w domu". W tym momencie skorzysta³em z jednego z 45 jêzyków, które znam.

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