Pamiętnikiem opiekuje się Kenaya

[ Powr�t ]

Środa, 15 Sierpnia, 2007, 18:19

MWM

Notka w miar� szybko, jak mi si� wydaje, zw�aszcza, �e mamy wakacje, czas rozkosznego rozleniwienia
Mam nadziej�, �e si� Wam spodoba. Stara�am si�, wyniki tych stara� mo�ecie podziwia� (chyba podziwia�) poni�ej.
Zapraszam do lektury
Zapraszam do Gabinetu Dumbledore'a (w zak�adce Ksi��ki), kt�ry obecnie prowadz�

****************************************************

20 pa�dziernik, niedziela, 1991 rok

Pogoda jakby nieco si� polepszy�a. „Nieco” w Szkocji oznacza, �e zamiast deszczu, wichur i mrozu jest deszcz, wichura i troch� mniej mrozu z przeb�yskami promieni s�onecznych. Zawsze to o jedno rozpalenie w kominku mniej...

Korzystaj�c z urok�w "pi�knej" pogody wybra�em si� w podr� do Ministerstwa Magii. Zosta�em bowiem zaproszony za "Doroczne Wybory Najwy�szego Maga Wizengamotu". Po raz kolejny wybrany zosta�em na Najwy�sz� Szych� Wizengamotu lub jak to woli Wielkiego Maga Wizengamotu, aczkolwiek uwa�am, �e ta pierwsza nazwa jest troszk� przyjemniejsza. Jak co roku odby�a si� z tego powodu uroczysto��, na kt�r� zaproszono najwa�niejsze osobisto�ci ze �wiata czarodziej�w. Po wymienieniu wzajemnych uprzejmo�ci ze zgromadzonymi go��mi Korneliusz Knot wszed� na m�wnic� i wszem i wobec og�osi�, �e r�nic� g�os�w 96% do 4%:
- Nowym Wielkim Magiem Wizengamotu, czyli S�du Najwy�szego Czarodziej�w zosta� nie kto inny, jak Albus Persival Brian Wulfryk Dumbledore (przyp. w�a�ciwie to Albus Persival Wulfryk Brian Dumbledore, ale nie czepiajmy si� szczeg��w)

APLAUZ

By�em mile zaskoczony. 6 raz z rz�du, doprawdy nie do wiary, b�d� mia� co opowiada� wnukom, na kt�re ju� za p�no.
W�r�d g�os�w, czy raczej - krzyk�w poparcia, wyszed�em na m�wnic� i powiedzia�em kilka s��w do zgromadzonej rzeszy by schodz�c z podium by� odprowadzany jeszcze g�o�niejszymi krzykami publiczno�ci.

Takiego typu uroczysto�ci wi��� si� g��wnie z powa�nymi rozmowami na temat r�wnie interesuj�cy jak poprzednia paczka cytrynowych drops�w. Jednak mimo moich usilnych stara� (�agodny u�miech i kiwanie g�ow�) nie uda�o mi si� unikn�� rozmowy z samym ministrem. Tak si� nieszcz�liwie z�o�y�o, �e zauwa�y� mnie akurat gdy posila� si� kie�baskami. Zala� mnie takim potokiem s��w, �e dociera�o do mnie co drugie. Obawiam si� jednak, �e nie by�o to spowodowane wolnym kojarzeniem fakt�w, spowodowane z klei moim s�dziwym wiekiem, a rozproszeniu uwagi widokiem prze�uwanej �wini w jego ustach. Staraj�c si� nie okazywa� mojego hm, �e wyra�� si� brzydko, obrzydzenia poprosi�em o powt�rzenie wywodu. Odpowiedzia�em na jego pytania ('No wiesz Korneliuszu eee nie wiem czy zatrudnienie skrzata czy dw�ch skrzatek b�dzie bardziej wydajne', 'Uwa�am, �e obecna sytuacja polityczna nie ma nic wsp�lnego z si�ami fehg shui w twoim biurze') i sk�aniaj�c g�ow� w wyrazie szacunku jak i po�egnania opu�ci�em mury ministerstwa na rzecz piwa w Dziurawym Kotle.

- Gratuluj� Albusie! 6 raz z rz�du, duma ro�nie – przywita� mnie Tom lustruj�c moj� szat� (czarna, d�uga, prosta troch� na styl mugolskich ksi�y – str�j obowi�zkowy podczas posiedze�) i odznak� (b�yszcz�cy napis WMW)
- Istotnie. M�g�bym prosi� o kufel piwa kremowego? Procent�w jak na jeden wiecz�r wystarczy.
- Co w tym roku tak kr�tko? Uroczysto�� nie wypali�a?
- Och wiesz, za pierwszym razem by�o podekscytowanie, skok adrenaliny; za drugim zdziwienie, rado��; za trzecim lekkie znu�enie, podwy�szone ci�nienie; za czwartym pog��biaj�ce si� znu�enie i kiwanie g�ow� na znak wzruszenia; za pi�tym jedynie kiwanie g�ow�, natomiast za sz�stym zaawansowane znu�enie i lekkie kiwanie g�ow� na znak, �e jestem obecny duchem na uroczysto�ci. Nie zrozum mnie �le Tom, jestem dumny, �e po rak kolejny b�d� reprezentowa� �wiat czarodziej�w na zebraniach S�du Najwy�szego, ale coroczne korowody goblin�w (swoj� drog� wiesz, �e niedawno by�o ich �wi�to?), pie�� "Jeste�my wolni i niezale�ni" w wykonaniu reprezentant�w oddzia��w ze �w. Munga i zachwalania swoich umiej�tno�ci przed politycznymi rywalami mo�e si� hm znudzi�? – Tom kiwa� g�ow� na znak, �e rozumie. Zabawne jego oczy m�wi�y mi ca�kowicie co innego.
- W ka�dym razie - ci�gn��em - Korneliuszowi zabrak�o pomys��w na rozkr�cenie i zaciekawienie go�ci. Gdy wychodzi�em winda dla interesant�w zaci�a si� przez przeci��enie, sam rozumiesz, 25 czarodziej�w w 10-osobowej windzie. Widz�c mnie zacz�li si� t�umaczy� 'Zostawi�am czajnik na gazie', 'Chyba nie zamkn��em gara�u', 'Dzi� urodziny mamusi!', 'Musz� uko�ysa� dziecko do snu'... Co kolejne t�umaczenie to coraz bardziej absurdalne z racji tego, �e ci pierwsi wykorzystywali najwyra�niej pomys�y ostatnich.
- Znam ten b�l Dumbledore. Prze�ywam to samo na urodzinach babci, kt�ra obchodzi co roku 67 urodziny. W rzeczywisto�ci ma 90. Wyobra�asz to sobie? Przez 37 lat musz� chodzi� na to samo przyj�cie urodzinowe!!
- Wybacz Tom - dopi�em piwo - czas wraca� do zamku. Ju� 23:00 a musz� jeszcze wype�ni� ankiet� dla Biura Doradczego ds. Szkodnik�w o wdzi�cznym tytule "Karaluchy (nie)pod poduchy"

Aportowa�em si� przed bramy zamkowe przy akompaniamencie trzepotu skrzyde� wystraszonego ptactwa.

Korytarze, o tej porze puste, odbija�y ka�dy m�j krok, ka�dy oddech, ka�de bicie serca, ka�d� samotn� kropl� sp�ywaj�c� po nie uszczelnionym oknie. Rozkoszowa�em si� t� cisz� przez "chwil�" nim u�wiadomi�em sobie, �e stoj� tak wpatruj�c si� w bli�ej nieokre�lon� dal przesz�o 45 minut.

Tak mnie tylko interesuje... kto to te 4%?




"Home, sweet home" jak powiedzia� kiedy� pewien mugol. W wolnym t�umaczeniu "Nie ma to jak w domu". W tym momencie skorzysta�em z jednego z 45 j�zyk�w, kt�re znam.

Komentarze:

An accountancy practice <a href=" http://www.galizacogalego.com/avoaescola ">where can i buy bimatoprost over the counter in the uk</a> "This financial crisis that we've been going through in the last five years has been one that seems to reveal the failure to understand price movements," Shiller told Reuters after learning that he had been chosen for the prize.

A Second Class stamp <a href=" http://www.galizacogalego.com/avoaescola ">bimatoprost fedex delivery</a> To me though, all this over-the-top fanfare and even the record-breaking first weekend of sales could actually be cause for concern. Now before Apple lovers pillory me and say that I have no idea what I am talking about, hear me out. I fully concede that Apple is going to make billions in profit from the sale of these new devices and the company is in no danger of becoming Blackberry or Nokia. But the reason I am voicing a bit of doubt is that it seems like Apple is now trying to squeeze every last bit of profit it can out of an aging, shall we call it, iStone.

I'm not sure <a href=" http://www.theotherjameswebb.com/press.html ">buy bimatoprost online pharmacy</a> Verlander likely won't pitch until Game 3, which will hurt the Tigers given how hot he has been. With his eight-inning masterpiece against the A's in Game 5 of the ALDS, Verlander joined Sandy Koufax (1965) as the only pitchers to strike out 10 batters and allow no runs in back-to-back postseason starts. He had 24 swings-and-misses against Oakland, his most in any start over the past five years. Whatever Verlander was missing the first four months of the season, he has found it. In his past 12 starts, he has a 2.76 ERA. His fastball command against Oakland was tremendous, and his changeup in Game 5 was very effective. But now we will see whether all that works against Boston, which makes a pitcher work like no other team. (Red Sox hitters saw over 1,000 more pitches than any other team in the major leagues.) In his postseason career, Verlander is 4-0 with a 1.24 ERA against the A's, 3-4 with a 5.14 ERA against everyone else.

I like watching TV <a href=" http://www.galizacogalego.com/avoaescola ">where can i purchase bimatoprost online</a> Special Operations command is "interested in receiving white papers from a wide variety of sources, not just traditional military industry but also from academia, entrepreneurs and laboratories capable of providing the design, construction and testing of TALOS related technologies,â?? said James Geurts, acquisition executive for the command.

I really like swimming <a href=" http://failfunnies.com/michigan-porn-robbery-fail/ ">buy amoxicillin and clavulanate potassium tablets</a> "You've got to keep pushing and I've been really conscious to do that this year so I can get myself here this week feeling like I have as good a chance to win as anyone and can keep the momentum that I've built the last couple of years going."

I'd like to change some money <a href=" http://failfunnies.com/michigan-porn-robbery-fail/ ">amoxicillin clavulanate potassium 875 mg price</a> Hailemariam said the ICC was effective in pursuing the weak, but not the powerful. "The bigger you are and powerful you are this instrument does not work but the weaker you are and the instrument works. So that double standard has to be avoided," he said, referring to the court's failure to act beyond Africa.

Could I have , please? <a href=" http://failfunnies.com/michigan-porn-robbery-fail/ ">cost of amoxicillin clavulanate without insurance</a> On Tuesday, during Grimes’ first official campaign stop, she suggested McConnell embodies Washington’s “disease of dysfunction.” And she made clear she was ready for his rough-and-tumble campaign style.

cheap car insurance herbal impotence online life insurance quote impotence doctors

How many weeks' holiday a year are there? <a href=" http://santafyme.com/buysildalis/ ">defensive buy sildalis recoil duration</a> In March, bridge officials discovered that 32 of the 96 bolts used to attach a pair of seismic devices known as shear keys to the bridge had broken when tightened. Shear keys are one of two types of seismic safety devices on that section of the eastern span. Bearings allow the bridge decks to move slightly in a vertical motion. Shear keys prevent them from moving too much horizontally.

I've been cut off <a href=" http://santafyme.com/buysildalis/ ">beetle buy sildalis glad heads</a> &#x201c;Personally, I try to do my own part,&#x201d; she said, urging the students to make environmentally sound choices in the kinds of cars they drive in the future. &#x201c;I drive an all-electric vehicle, plugging it into my garage every night. When I&#x2019;m in Washington, D.C., I&#x2019;m driven around in a Prius Hybrid.&#x201d;

We need someone with qualifications <a href=" http://weddingsbyparis.com/me/prici ">clumsy can you buy diflucan online imitate arms</a> The idea of allowing parental leave to be switched not just between mothers and fathers but between generations of the same family is being actively examined at the top of the Labour party, which asked IPPR to draw up the report for the party's Commission on Older Women.

It's OK <a href=" https://www.wesearchtogether.org/about.php ">fifth slept where can i buy diflucan online vinegar twig</a> Chobani, the Greek yogurt giant founded by former New York City resident Hamdi Ulukaya, 40, hired a Washington lobbying firm, including two former high-ranking Agriculture officials. More importantly, Ulukaya, who moved upstate in 1994 to work on a farm, reached out to the senators.

I work for myself <a href=" http://newenglandallergy.com/pollen ">exaggeration diflucan pill over the counter inject</a> &ldquo;At other times, my mind just seems to snap and I lose my train of thought. I used to have a brilliant memory because I&rsquo;ve been learning lines as an actress since the age of four. But suddenly my memory has gone. I&rsquo;ll go into the supermarket for a packet of fish fingers and come out with a pair of tights and a cabbage. I&rsquo;m laughing about it now, but it&rsquo;s really tough because, aside from anything else, you&rsquo;re asking yourself, 'Am I less of a woman now?&rsquo;

I'm not working at the moment <a href=" http://santafyme.com/buysildalis/ ">parcel buy sildalis sprang repeat</a> The Daily News reported that police found Phillips about three hours after Courtland reported her daughter's disappearance. Officers found the baby's car seat and diaper bag in the trunk and found her balled-up, inside-out clothing in his pocket, the newspaper said.

How many days will it take for the cheque to clear? <a href=" http://5passion.com/contact.htm ">late maria buy cheap fluconazole behave</a> * Abbott Laboratories will cut prices of its maininfant formula products in China by as much as 12 percent, thefourth foreign company to do so in a week after the governmentbegan a probe into possible price-fixing. ()

Best Site good looking <a href=" https://www.wesearchtogether.org/about.php ">mate ceased diflucan yeast thereafter</a> "What we see in some cases, what I have seen directly and what this hospital has experienced, is people changing their practice following a major case. They may either stop practising or avoid high-risk situations, or take early retirement."

A Second Class stamp <a href=" http://newenglandallergy.com/pollen ">fanny buy diflucan uk reflecting</a> Cable companies also see opportunities in expanding suchservices to small businesses. They also hope to increase theirhome automation services, which tap their broadband networks tolet customers control lights, appliances and thermostatsremotely.

Your account's overdrawn <a href=" http://newenglandallergy.com/pollen ">oar purchase fluconazole shaving</a> President Juan Manuel Santos, who is expected to run for a second term, has staked his legacy on bringing an end to the conflict, and both sides have now floated the idea of a pause in negotiations until the elections are over.

car insurances ordering viagra online where to buy levitra erection

I'm on holiday <a href=" http://www.whitefaceclubresort.com/club/golf/ ">losartan cost costco</a> But U.S. Treasuries yields, although down from Monday, werestill at two-year highs, encouraging investors to dump riskierassets like stocks to buy U.S. government debt. The yield on thebenchmark 10-year note dipped to as low as 2.80percent on Tuesday from 2.88 percent in the prior session.

« 1 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 »

| Script by Alex