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Rok szkolny nie zacz�� si� przyjemnie, nie m�wi�c ju� o pierwszym dniu szko�y, kt�ry by� zdecydowanie najgorszy ze wszystkich pi�ciu dni.
Wtedy to sp�nili�my si� na dwie lekcje, dostaj�c tygodniowe szlabany. Podczas pierwszego musieli�my wyczy�ci� nocniki oraz pojemniki na wymiociny ze szkolnego skrzyd�a szpitalnego! Z kolei drugi szlaban polega� na wysprz�taniu wszystkich szkolnych pokoi, co zaowocowa�o tym, �e przez ca�y tydzie� musieli�my znosi� drwiny pozosta�ych koleg�w, kt�rzy, �miej�c si� nam szyderczo w twarz, wo�ali na ca�y korytarz:
-Wiktor, Digel! Nie macie ochoty jeszcze posprz�ta� nam pokoi? Zapraszamy!
Kiedy wreszcie rozpocz�� si� upragniony weekend, byli�my totalnie w�ciekli.
Zm�czeni nauk�, szlabanami, kt�re zaj�y nam dwie noce oraz kpinami ze strony ca�ej szko�y rzucili�my si� jak k�ody na ��ka, nawet nie zdejmuj�c but�w. Trzech moich koleg�w natychmiast usn�o, ledwo si� po�o�yli, ja natomiast chwil� le�a�em, pr�buj�c sobie wyobrazi�, �e ten tydzie� by� cudowny i bardzo przyjemny. Niestety, po tak paskudnym tygodniu przekracza�o to mo�liwo�ci mojej wyobra�ni. Po prostu nie da�o si� z�ych wspomnie� wymaza� ca�kowicie z pami�ci. Wydawa�o nam si�, �e ju� nic nie mo�e si� sta� gorszego ni� to, co spotka�o nas przez te kilka dni. Ojej, jak grubo si� mylili�my!
Obudzili�my si� dopiero nad ranem, w sobot�. Dzie� by� �liczny-rze�kie, �wie�e powietrze wlewa�o si� hojnie przez okna naszego pokoju, a s�o�ce �wieci�o przez ca�y czas. Wydawa�oby si�, �e ten dzie� b�dzie �wietny. A jednak…
Kiedy wszyscy si� obudzili, zacz�li�my si� szybko ubiera�, bo szkoda nam by�o traci� tak �adnego dnia. Potem zeszli�my na �niadanie. By�em przera�liwie g�odny, tak samo zreszt� jak moi koledzy, s�dz�c po ich �akomych spojrzeniach, wodz�cych po stole wype�nionym jedzeniem. Trudno si� by�o dziwi� naszemu g�odowi-w ko�cu ostatni posi�ek jedli�my oko�o 14:00, bo przespali�my kolacj�. Teraz jednak, wypocz�ci i w du�o lepszych humorach ochoczo zabrali�my si� do jedzenia.
Nieraz potem �a�owa�em, �e nie przyjrza�em si� dok�adniej Sali i strojom ludzi. Gdybym zwr�ci� na to uwag�, zamiast si� ob�era�, mo�e zauwa�y�bym, �e Sala
jest przyozdobiona, jakby by�o jakie� �wi�to, a ludzie s� elegancko ubrani. Nie patrzy�em te� na twarze koleg�w, kt�rzy patrzyli na nas z wyra�nym niedowierzaniem i politowaniem. Nieraz potem �a�owa�em mojej nieuwagi…
Objadali�my si�, nic nie m�wi�c, bo ka�dy przez okr�g�e p� godziny �niadania mia� usta ca�y czas zape�nione jedzeniem. Wreszcie, najedzeni po uszy, �wawo ruszyli�my ku pokojowi, by zabra� z niego miot�y. Gdy ju� je wzi�li�my, z wielk� przyjemno�ci� pobiegli�my na dw�r, w kierunku boiska. Wszyscy czuli�my, �e po ci�kim tygodniu potrzebny jest nam Quiddich. Dla zregenerowania si� psychicznych.
Wsiedli�my na miot�y i lekko oraz zgrabnie odbili�my si� od ziemi. Poczu�em na twarzy przemi�e orze�wienie i delikatnie muskanie wiatru. Wreszcie znalaz�em si� w moim �wiecie, �wiecie beztroskiego Quiddicha. Robi�em ostre zakr�ty, mocne nurkowania w d�, wywija�em fiko�ki, a to wszystko sprawia�o, �e czu�em si� jak w raju. Wykonuj�c r�ne sztuczki, zapomnia�em o bo�ym �wiecie. Przywo�a� mnie do niego dopiero ostry, g�o�ny krzyk dyrektorki, spiesz�cej ku nam.
-Krum, Weston, Jones, Bad!- wrzasn�a przera�liwie, wykrzykuj�c charakterystyczne dla niej wymienianie nazwisk os�b, na kt�re jest w�ciek�a.
Wszyscy czworo poczuli�my nag�y u�cisk w �o��dku. Przeczuwali�my, co si� �wi�ci…Wszyscy wysilali�my m�zgi, by wymy�li�, co takiego tym razem zrobili�my…
-Jak �mieli�cie…To skandal…-wykrzykiwa�a oburzona dyrektorka.-Jak �miecie…Quiddich…W rocznic� za�o�enia szko�y…To ujma dla szko�y, to wstyd, to…
-Ale, pani profesor…-zacz��em si� rozpaczliwie t�umaczy�.-My…tego…Nie wiedzieli�my, �e dzisiaj jest to �wi�to szkolne…
-Patrzy�am na was w czasie �niadania!- rykn�a profesorka, a� wszyscy czworo podskoczyli�my.-Ob�erali�cie si�, nie patrz�c na nic innego ni� jedzenie! Zamiast skupi� si� na mojej przemowie, kt�rej zapewne nie s�yszeli�cie, bo wszystkie my�li zaj�o wam jedzenie, to by�cie wiedzieli! Uczniowie, kt�rzy nawet nie wiedz� o rocznicy za�o�enia szko�y…To wstyd, to ujma dla szko�y, to skandal, to…
I tak dalej, i tak dalej…
-Gdyby nie da�a nam pani nocnego szlabanu, przez kt�ry zaspali�my wczoraj i rano byli�my tak g�odni, �e na nic nie zwracali�my uwagi, to mo�e zainteresowaliby�my si� bardziej czym� innym ni� jedzenie- burkn��em gniewnie, bo wspomnienia z upiornego tygodnia, niekt�re ufundowane przez dyrektork�, k�u�y bole�nie.
Profesorka wyprostowa�a si�, a z jej oczu miota�y si� gromy. Z przera�eniem stwierdzi�em, �e przeholowa�em.
-A wi�c tak stawia pan spraw�, panie Krum?- wycedzi�a profesor Hogwal.- Dobrze…Skoro na pa�sk� bezczelno�� nie pom�g� tygodniowy szlaban, mo�e pomo�e dwu tygodniowy…A panowie-zwr�ci�a si� ze w�ciek�� min� do moich trzech kumpli- panowie r�wnie� dostan� dwutygodniowy szlaban, za te uradowane u�mieszki podczas bezczelnej przemowy pana Kruma. A teraz marsz do dormitori�w! Przesiedzicie tam sw�j weekend, zastanawiaj�c si� nad w�asnym post�powaniem!
Pokiwali�my g�ow� z niedowierzaniem. Zacz�li�my si� przekrzykiwa�:
-Pani profesor, b�agam…
-Prosimy…Taki �liczny dzie�…
-Pani nie mo�e…
-Nie wa� mi si� m�wi�, co mog�, a czego nie, Krum!- warkn�a profesor Hogwal.
I rozkazuj�cym ruchem r�ki pokaza�a nam dormitorium. Odeszli�my hardym krokiem, ka�dy w�ciek�y na dyrektork�. Jedno by�o pewne-w g�owie ka�dego z nas szykowa� si� plan zemsty.

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