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Piątek, 22 Sierpnia, 2008, 16:31

Niestety, moje dni nigdy nie s� nudne...:)

Kiedy obudzi�em si� rankiem w poniedzia�ek, d�ugo nie mog�em zmusi� si� do wstania z ��ka. Chcia�o mi si� strasznie spa�, bo, przez w�asn� g�upot�, od�o�y�em lekcje na koniec weekendu. Pech chcia�, �e zapomnia�em, i� zadali nam strasznie du�o, przez co zabra�em si� do odrabiania tych g�upich lekcji dopiero o 21-ej wieczorem, czyli wiele za p�no, ni� trzeba by�o. Tak wi�c poszed�em spa� dopiero o 1:00 w nocy.
Kiedy leniwie unios�em powieki , przecieraj�c je kilkakrotnie, moim oczom ukaza� si� bardzo dziwny widok-w ka�dym miejscu naszego pokoju le�a�y porozrzucane ogromne, grube poduszki w r�nych kolorach, g��wnie w r�owym. Znaczna wi�kszo�� nich le�a�a na ��ku Digela, kt�ry mia� tak� min�, jakby w�a�nie odwo�ano Bo�e Narodzenie. Kiedy zrozumia�em to, co zobaczy�em (a trzeba tu powiedzie�, �e zazwyczaj rankiem do�� wolno rozumuj� i og�lnie jestem do�� t�py), rykn��em �miechem. Moi koledzy z dormitorium rzucili mi ostrzegawcze spojrzenia i s�usznie, bo Digel, kt�ry dopiero wtedy zorientowa� si�, �e nie �pi�, gdy us�ysza� m�j �miech, naburmuszy� si� jak nigdy i rzuci� gniewnie:
-Zamknij si� ju� lepiej, Wiktor...
Umilk�em w ko�cu, widz�c jego w�ciek�e spojrzenie. Nie wiedzia�em, czemu a� tak si� zdenerwowa�. Mo�e dlatego, �e chyba si� nie wyspa�, bior�c pod uwag� to, �e na jego ��ku nie by�o cho�by centymetra bez poduszki. Gdy wyobrazi�em sobie Digela, �pi�cego pod wielk� stert� r�owych poduszeczek, z trudem powstrzyma�em �miech.
Wreszcie uspokoi�em si� stanowczo i pr�buj�c nada� swojemu g�osowi zdawkowy ton, zapyta�em przyjaciela:
-A sk�d w�a�ciwie masz te poduszki i czemu jest ich a� tyle?
Digel westchn�� troch�, moim zdaniem, teatralnie, ale gdy si� odezwa�, by�a w nim tak szczera gorycz, �e od razu ogarn�o mnie wsp�czucie:
-To mama...Wiesz, zawsze by�a nadopieku�cza...Kiedy powiedzia�em jej pod koniec tego lata, �e w Durmstrangu mamy takie chude, zu�yte i kiepskie poduszki, od razu zdecydowa�a si� wys�a� mi, jej zdaniem, porz�dne...Oczywi�cie, nie pytaj�c si� mnie o zdanie...A r�owy kolor to jej ulubiony...
Wci�� nie mo�e zrozumie�, �e kto� mo�e nie lubi� tak „�licznego, subtelnego koloru”...-doda� ze z�o�ci�.
-A nie mo�esz jej ich odes�a�?
Digel spojrza� na mnie jak na kompletnego idiot�, po czym rzek�, mocno poirytowany:
-Dobrze wiesz, jak zareaguje...-odpowiedzia�, po czym zacz�� m�wi� bardzo wysokim i piskliwym g�osem, pr�buj�c na�ladowa� mam�:
-„Jak mog�e� mi to zrobi�! Nawet nie wiesz, jak jest mi przykro!”- zacz�� piszcze�, trzymaj�c si� jedn� r�k� za serce, a drug� �ywo gestykuluj�c.
Ca�y pok�j zatrz�s� si� ze �miechu i wszyscy w dobrych nastrojach, ��cznie z Digelem, udali�my si� na �niadanie.
Jak zwykle, ca�y st� wprost ugina� si� od r�nego rodzaju pyszno�ci. Krewetki w sosie pieczarkowym, jajka sadzone na boczku z polew� czosnkow�, budy� waniliowy z sokiem malinowym, chrupi�ce bu�eczki, aromatyczna herbata...M�g�bym tak wymienia� bez ko�ca...Na sam widok tych wszystkich potraw obliza�em si� �akomie, po czym rzuci�em si� na jedzenie. Akurat kiedy ko�czy�em ostatni� porcj� budyniu, w sali rozleg� si� g�o�ny szum skrzyde� i do jadalni wlecia�y ca�� chmar� ma�e smoczki pocztowe, w tym m�j, Kubu�...Ku mojemu zdziwieniu, podlecia� on w�a�nie do mnie, upuszczaj�c przede mn� krotki �wistek pergaminu. Niecierpliwie go otworzy�em, a kiedy przeczyta�em pierwsz� linijk� („Panie Krum”) od razu si� zaniepokoi�em.

Panie Krum,
uprzejmie informuj� pana, i� pa�ski szlaban zaczyna si� dzi� o godz. 16:00.
Prosz� stawi� si� w hallu szko�y o tej godzinie.
z powa�nieniem
dyrektor Instytutu Durmstrang
Mafalda Hogwal

Spojrza�em na twarze przyjaci�. Wszyscy mieli tak samo przera�one miny jak ja.
Rozumieli�my si� bez s��w...
Po zjedzeniu ostatnich kawa�k�w jedzenia powolnym krokiem, wcale nie pchaj�c si� w drzwi tak jak t�um, w ponurych nastrojach poszli�my po ksi��ki do dormitorium.
Bez s�owa wzi�li�my najpotrzebniejsze rzeczy takie jak pi�ro, pergamin czy podr�czniki i powlekli�my si� w kierunku sali Transmutacji.
Siedli�my w �awkach, nie zwracaj�c najmniejszej uwagi na zdziwione spojrzenia pani Hogwal (nie sp�nili�my si�!) i ze spokojem czekali�my na dzwonek.
Teraz, gdy o tym my�l� dziwi� si�, �e mieli�my tak z�y nastr�j. Wiedzieli�my przecie� o tym, �e szlaban nas nie ominie...A mo�e po prostu ka�dy z nas w g��bi duszy mia� nadziej�, �e uda si� unikn�� kary?...
W ka�dym b�d� razie w tamtym momencie ju� wiedzieli�my, �e si� nie uda�o.
Transmutacja tego dnia nie by�a nawet taka z�a. Wszyscy czworo (to znaczy ja, Digel, Tom i Brian) dostali�my jedne z lepszych ocen w klasie za transmutacj� jajka w doros�� kur�.
Z kolei na Zakl�ciach, kolejnej lekcji, by�y zakl�cia rozweselaj�ce. Humory nam si� znacznie poprawi�y...
Na przerwie na drugiego �niadanie byli�my tak najedzeni, �e postanowili�my wyj�� sobie na najbli�szy lodowiec, zamiast i�� na posi�ek.
Dotlenieni, rze�cy i pokrzepieni o wiele wi�ksz� dawk� optymizmu ni� kilka dwie godziny temu, ruszyli�my na kolejne zaj�cia, tym razem Eliksir�w.
Profesor Nederman, nauczyciel owego przedmiotu, nie by� zbyt wymagaj�cy.
Wystarczy�o zadowoli� go odpowiedzi� na temat jakiego� eliksiru, a do ko�ca lekcji mia�o si� spok�j i mo�na by�o robi� wszystko, od czytania gazety po grania w Eksploduj�cego Durnia, i wcale nie trzeba by�o tego ukrywa�! Nie mo�na by�o si� wi�c dziwi�, �e profesor Nederman by� najbardziej lubianym nauczycielem w ca�ej szkole, cho� on sam wcale nie zdawa� sobie z tego sprawy.
Tak wi�c t� lekcj� sp�dzi�em na przyjemnym uk�adaniu Eksploduj�cej Talii Kart na �awce. Zdziwi�em si� nawet, kiedy us�ysza�em dzwonek, tak bardzo gra mnie wci�gn�a.
Ale obiad szybko min��, tak samo jak wczesne popo�udnie sp�dzone na czytaniu ksi��ki pt.:„Quiddich, czyli najpopularniejsza gra czarodziej�w”.
Ani si� obejrza�em, a by�a ju� za dziesi�� czwarta, wi�c musia�em ruszy� si� z wygodnego fotela i p�j�� do hallu. nie mia�em na to najmniejszej ochoty, ale, m�wi�c szczerze, nie znam takiej osoby, kt�ra cieszy�aby si� ze szlabanu. Nie jestem wi�c wyj�tkiem.
Kiedy dotar�em do hallu razem z trzema kumplami oraz min� „tylko mnie nie zabijcie”, czeka�a ju� na nas sztywno i dumnie wyprostowana dyrektorka.
Obrzuci�a nas lodowatym spojrzeniem, po czym powiedzia�a kr�tko:
-Prosz� za mn�.
Ruszyli�my wi�c za profesork�, wyobra�aj�c sobie wszelkie rodzaje szlaban�w, kt�re mog�aby nam kaza� odrabia� prof. Hogwal.
Gdy dotarli�my na miejsce, a by�a to kuchnia, a� zaniem�wili�my. Ca�a kuchnia by�a od pod�ogi do sufitu umazana czym� zielonym i o�lizg�ym. Wsz�dzie wala�y si� brudne naczynia i resztki jedzenia.
Dyrektorka, widz�c nasze przera�one i os�upia�e spojrzenia, u�miechn�a si� tylko z�o�liwie:
-C�, w kuchni by�a ma�a...awaria. Jaki� dowcipni� wrzuci� do garnka ze szpinakiem �ajnobomb�, kt�ra eksploduj�c, wyla�a toto w ka�dy k�t kuchni. Winowajc� znajdziemy i ukarzemy, a tymczasem- tu u�miechn�a si� z satysfakcj�-wy to posprz�tacie. Bez czar�w.

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