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W futrynie drzwi sta� Tom. Czeka�am a� co� powie i wyt�umaczy mi czemu zak��ca m�j spok�j, ale on sta� i gapi� si� na mnie z g�upawym u�mieszkiem. Chrz�kn�am �eby wr�ci� na ziemie. Od razu zmieni� min� na powa�n� i podszed� bli�ej mnie.
- Ja... to znaczy ch�opcy zapraszaj� ci� na dzisiejsz� imprez� powitaln�. Mamy nadziej�, �e si� zjawisz.
O tak... �eby�cie mogli obla� mnie sokiem! Wol� ju� przesiedzie� ferie w tym pokoju!
- Ok. O kt�rej ma si� zacz�� i gdzie?
- O dziewi�tnastej w salonie.
- A kto tam b�dzie?
- Ja, Rick, Darin, Cris, Cris i tata.
- Ju� m�wi�e� raz, �e Cris, nie musisz powtarza�!
- Jest drugi, nowy Cris. To nasz nowy kumpel.
Czy�by to by�... nie, niemo�liwe. Sk�d oni by si� znali?
Ch�opak wyszed� z mojego pokoju, a ja przebra�am si� w inne ciuchy, bo te ca�kiem przepoci�am. Zesz�am po cicho na d�, �eby �aden debil mnie nie us�ysza�. Wysz�am z ogromnego domu i pobieg�am szybko na pla�e. Po drodze chyba z tysi�c razy si� obejrza�am, �eby sprawdzi� czy kto� mnie nie �ledzi. Widok by� jak zwykle wspania�y. ��ty i ciep�y piasek mile otula� moje stopy gdy sz�am do wody. Rozebra�am si� do k�piel�wek i wskoczy�am do morza. Woda by�a idealna... nie by�a zimna ani gor�ca. P�ywa�am sobie spokojnie i na chwile zamkn�am oczy �eby wype�ni� si� w moich wspania�ych i skromnych marzeniach. Nagle us�ysza�am jaki� plusk, potem kolejne. Otworzy�am oczy i zobaczy�am ch�opc�w w wodzie! Nie wiem sk�d oni si� tam wzi�li, ale p�yn�li w moj� stron�!
- Co wy tu robicie!? Czy ja chocia� przez pi�� minut nie mog� by� sama!?
- My�leli�my, �e nie �yjesz. Wygl�da�a� jak trup na wodzie.
Wszyscy zacz�li si� �mia�, oczywi�cie opr�cz Darina, kt�ry wpatrywa� si� na mnie jak w obrazek. Ja tu nie wytrzymam! Ca�a bezmy�lna czw�rka zacz�a mnie chlapa� i przez to zakrztusi�am si�.
- Przesta� mnie chlapa� Rick!
Wysz�am z wody, a oni za mn�. Co to za g��by!? Usiad�am na piasku i westchn�am z ulg�.
- W ko�cu dosta�a� kobiece kszta�ty! Teraz jeste� niczego sobie!
Zrobi�am si� lekko czerwona i zakry�am twarz d�oniami. Za�o�y�am szybko na siebie sukienk�.
- Ja wracam do domu, a wy zostawcie mnie w spokoju! Rozumiecie!?
- Co tak ostro? Mo�e skoczymy gdzie� razem?
- Nie, dzi�ki za propozycj�, ale wola�abym �eby mnie mantykora ze�ar�a!
- To chyba by�oby nieprzyjemne...
- Uhhhh!
Nie odzywa�am si� ju� do nich i tak nic nie �api�. To jakie� bezm�zgie pacany! Wr�ci�am spacerem do willi. Wchodz�c do �rodka poczu�am zapach domowego chleba i innych wypiek�w. Od razu polepszy� mi si� humor i u�miechn�am si� nie wiem czemu. Z salonu dobiega�a wolna i romantyczna muzyka. Posz�am tam i zasta�am wujka siedz�cego na fotelu i pal�cego fajk�.
- Usi�d� s�o�ce i czuj si� jak u siebie. U mnie nie musisz si� niczego wstydzi�. Mo�esz robi� co tylko zechcesz.
Chce wr�ci� do domu! Nie powiedzia�am mu tego, ale chcia�am.
- Dzi�ki wujku.
Usiad�am blisko starego m�czyzny, kt�ry z�apa� mnie za r�k�.
- Ch�opcy naprawd� ciesz� si� z twojego pobytu u nas. To dobre ch�opaki. Chc� dla ciebie jak najlepiej i ja tak�e. Uwierz mi... To oni wpadli na pomys� �eby urz�dzi� imprez�.
Wi�c mog� spodziewa� si� jakie� niespodzianki – tragedii!
- Kazali mi tego tobie nie m�wi�, ale podobasz im si�. M�wi�, �e jeste� o wiele �adniejsza ni� kiedy�.
U�miechn�am si� sztucznie.
- Ile mam u was zosta�?
- Mo�esz ca�e dwa tygodnie.
- B�d� zbyt t�skni� za rodzin�.
- Wi�c wr�cisz troch� wcze�niej.
Nie troch�, ale du�o wcze�niej! W tym momencie, gdy mi to powiedzia�, do domu wpadli palanty.
- Ale by�o extra!
- Czad!
- Ty gonisz!
Wsz�dzie by�o s�ycha� ich tupot n�g i krzyki. Debile zacz�li si� goni� po ca�ym domu. Nagle Rick zacz�� biec w moj� stron� z plackiem wi�niowym w r�ku. Wrzasn�am i uda�am si� do ucieczki.
- Przesta� mnie goni�! Spr�buj mnie tylko ubrudzi� tym ciastem to dostaniesz w �eb!
On mnie nie s�ucha�, tylko dalej bieg� za mn� z wielk� radoch�. Wbieg�am na g�r� po schodach i potkn�am si� o ostatni stopie�. Ch�opak usiad� na mnie i zacz�� si� �mia�. Le�a�am na plecach, a on siedzia� sobie na mnie jak na kanapie!
- Z�a� ze mnie! Nie! Nie r�b tego!
Teraz placek by� na mojej twarzy. By�am tak z�a i upaprana, �e a� przesta�am nad sob� panowa� i zacz�am wydziera� si� na niego jak jaka� idiotka.
- Co ty sobie wyobra�asz!? Ty... ty... ty... kretynie! Zostaw mnie wreszcie w spokoju!
- Ale o co ty si� tak wkurzasz?
My�la�am, �e za chwil� para poleci mi z uszu! On udaje takiego g�upiego czy taki na serio jest!? To na serio przekracza wszelkie granice bezmy�lno�ci! Ale dla niego chyba nie ma �adnych granic! Zwali�am go z siebie i da�am porz�dnie z li�cia.
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Dopiero teraz zacz�am si� szykowa� na t� zasran� imprez�, bo czeka�am a� w�osy mi si� same wysusz�. Niby tacy bogaci, ale suszarki do w�os�w nie maj�! Szkoda, ze nie mog� rzuca� zakl�� poza szko��. Umalowa�am si� dosy� mocno, za�o�y�am bia�� bluzk� ze srebrnymi cekinami i cyrkoniami, sp�dniczk� w kratk� i buty na kr�tkiej szpilce (oczywi�cie czarne). Ca�okszta�t by� super. Pewna siebie zesz�am d�ugimi schodami i wesz�am do wielkiego salonu. Lecia�a tam muzyka klasyczna. Ca�a sz�stka spojrza�a si� na mnie z u�miechem twarzy. Dostrzeg�am mi�dzy nimi tego nowego. Przystojniak z niego. Mia� blond w�osy, wysoki, zab�jczy u�miech, du�e i szare oczy. Tutaj s� sami blondyni, no z wyj�tkiem Darina. Na �cianach wisia�y napisy : WITAJ ZNOWU i moje zdj�cia. Na stole by�y wielkie miski ze s�odyczami, pe�no cukierk�w (nawet na pod�odze), z sufitu spada� brokat i konfetti. Wszystko wygl�da�o tak jak na ka�dej innej imprezce, ale na tej by�a sm�tna muzyka.
Ch�opcy podbiegli do mnie i przedstawili mnie Crisowi. Teraz znam trzech Cris�w. Ten wyda� si� nawet fajny, mo�e jako jedyny b�dzie normalny? A tak przy okazji to cofam, �e te palanty s� spoko! Za szybko ich oceni�am, ale teraz wiem, �e to tylko przystojne i bezm�zgie ch�opczyska! Cris (ten nowy) zaprosi� mnie do ta�ca. Chcia�am odm�wi�, ale zanim odpowiedzia�am ju� ta�czyli�my.
Z�apa� mnie w pasie, ale go odepchn�am.
- Nie tak szybko i nie tak nisko!
On wyszczerzy� tylko z�by i dalej ta�czyli�my nie dotykaj�c si�. Nie pozwol� sobie, �eby jaki� Cris Crazy (to nazwisko do niego pasuje i do reszty pawian�w te�) mnie obmacywa� podczas pierwszego ta�ca. Nast�pn� piosenk� ta�czy�am z Rickiem, kt�ry przynajmniej sze�� razy nadepn�� mi na stop�. -A�a!
To ju� si�dmy raz.
- Sorka, ale to nie moja wina, �e podstawiasz mi nogi.
- Wiesz, id� zata�czy� z Rickiem.
W ko�cu oderwa�am si� od tego beztalencia. Z Rickiem by�o romantycznie. Jako jedyny si� wcz� i ta�czy� odpowiednio.
- Pami�tasz jak nie umieli�my sie ca�owa� i ty mnie poprosi�a� �eby�my spr�bowali si� nauczy�?
- Mo�e, a co?
- Fajne by�y tamte czasy.
- Nawet, ale nie wracajmy do tego.
- Czemu? Chc� ci� poca�owa�.
- Mam ch�opaka Rick, sorry.
Wzruszy� ramionami i poca�owa� mnie w policzek.
Znowu si� zaczyna! Oni my�l� tylko o paru rzeczach:
1. Jak uprzykrzy� mi �ycie
2. O ca�owaniu ze mn�
3. Jak najlepiej udawa� g�upa w mojej obecno�ci
Co za pajace!

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