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By�o s�oneczne lipcowe popo�udnie. Urz�dnicy w Ministerstwie Magii leniwie podrygiwali r�d�ki, a stosy dokument�w sortowa�y si� i l�dowa�y w odpowiednich p�kach olbrzymiej komody. Nic nie wskazywa�o, �e jeszcze tego dnia, kwadrans przed ko�cem popo�udniowej zmiany stanie si� co� niezwyk�ego.
Gdy jedna z urz�dniczek- Romilda Patts wsta�a, aby od�o�y� kolejny stos dokument�w nagle gmach ministerstwa zatrz�s� si� w posadach. Posortowane teczki wylecia�y ze swoich p�ek, fili�anki pot�uk�y si� w drobne, porcelanowe kawa�ki, a ca�o�ci drobnej katastrofy dope�ni� huk zarekwirowanych detonator�w, kt�re nagle eksplodowa�y czyni�c wok� nieziemski ha�as.
Pracownicy pochowali si� pod biurka, a Romilda sta�a os�upia�a wpatruj�c si� w drobne pobojowisko. Oto na pod�odze gabinetu Biura ds. Magicznych Stworze� i Stowarzyszenia W.E.S.Z aportowa�a si� z trzaskiem para roztrz�sionych i skulonych skrzat�w domowych.
Romilda jednym ruchem r�d�ki doprowadzi�a pomieszczenie do �adu. Ha�asy ucich�y, a pracownicy wychylali si� zza swoich biurek przygl�daj�c si� z zainteresowaniem skrzacim przybyszom.
W�r�d narastaj�cych szept�w jeden ze skrzat�w uni�s� nieznacznie d�o�, a wszelkie odg�osy umilk�y.
Skrzat przem�wi� dr��cym g�osem:
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