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Niedziela, 28 Stycznia;, 2007, 13:59

K�amstwa Korneliusza Knota! - autor Marius Maniac

Nasza gazeta ju� p� roku temu ujawni�a najbardziej strze�on� tajemnic�, kt�ra mog�aby spokojnie zdyskredytowa� obecnego ministra magii na terenie Zjednoczonego Kr�lestwa – Korneliusza Knota, lat 52, zamieszka�y(najprawdopodobniej, kto wie, jakie machiny kryje jego „zamek z XIII wieku”!) w Sussex. Opinia publiczna nie zareagowa�a na SPRAWDZONE doniesienia dotycz�ce zreformowania praw �ycia tryton�w na terenie Anglii. O, niedowiarki! Tym razem musicie zareagowa� i odwo�a� kandydatur� ministra na Wiceszych� Wizengamotu – KNOT CHCE WYCOFA� MIOT�Y I ZAST�PI� JE TESTRALAMI!
Wiadomo�� ta nie by�aby tak szokuj�ca, wszyscy wiedz� bowiem, �e testrale zosta�y sklasyfikowane przez Ministerstwo Magii jako „niebezpieczne” tylko po to, by idealna orientacja tych stworze� nie naprowadzi�a niedu�ej garstki ministerialnych urz�dnik�w, kt�rzy nie weszli w koszachty z tym tch�rzem, Knotem (chce zniszczy� ministerstwo, by sam obj�� w�adz�, ale zamiast zosta� �miercio�erc�, przeprowadza swoje eksperymenty w DEPARTAMENCIE TAJEMNIC!), na znaki jego pseudolegalnej dzia�alno�ci „maj�cej na celu zapewnienie obywatelom bezpiecze�stwa”1 (taa, buja�, ale nie nas!).
Je�li chodzi o miot�y – maj� z tym wiele wsp�lnego cz�onkowie zespo�u Armaty Chudley’a, kt�rzy, jak donosz� �wietnie zakamuflowani reporterzy, zamierzaj� dokona� zamachu na fabryk� „B�yskawic”, najlepszych miote� wy�cigowych, a tym samym wyeliminowa� korzystaj�cych z us�ug tej firmy przeciwnik�w i awansowa� na �sme miejsce w lidze!
Poprosili�my o komentarz kilku anonimowych urz�dnik�w Ministerstwa. Twierdz�, �e nasza udowodniona teoria to „stek g�upoty, zmie� miesi�cznik, kochasiu, mo�e jacy� mugole wezm� ci� na pizzaracci (cokolwiek to jest – komentarz autora)”, ale wiemy, �e zrobili to z fa�szywej lojalno�ci – w ko�cu trzeba gdzie� pracowa�....
B�d�cie �lepi, obywatele, ale i tak wyjdzie na nasze! I jeszcze co� – jeste�my TYGODNIKIEM!
1„Prorok Codzienny”, to paskudne siedlisko k�amstw i zabobon�w!

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