"ZKP - Związek Krytyk�w Pamiętnik�w" konkurs: "Tw�j ciąg dalszy!""
Przewodniczacą ZKP jest Meg Dimen

[ Powr�t ]

Wtorek, 16 Grudnia, 2008, 19:20

Parodia

Witam!
Mam przyjemno�� og�osi� nowy konkurs. Jego zwyci�zc� zostanie osoba, kt�ra prze�le nam najlepsz�, naj�mieszniejsz� i najbardziej poprawn� (pod wzgl�dem stylistycznym, ortograficznym itp.) parodi� ostatniej walki mi�dzy H.P. a Voldemortem. Jest to temat obfituj�cy, w ciekawe rozwi�zania, kt�ry na pewno podsunie Wam jakie� intryguj�ce pomys�y.


Regulamin:

1) Notki maj� by� na temat parodii o ostatnim rozdziale walki pomi�dzy Voldemortem a Harrym Potterem,
2 )Notka musi by� napisana starannie, bezb��dnie, na temat i stylem, kt�ry zaciekawi i pozytywnie zaskoczy ZKP,
3) Notka musi by� przys�ana na e-mail ZKP ( ZKP.hp0@gmail.com )) do dnia 20 stycznia,
4) Ch�tnie przystajemy na r�norodne pomys�y, kt�re b�d� oryginalne i inne od pomys�u pani Rowling, a akcja b�dzie pomys�owa i barwna,
5) D�ugo�� notki nie mo�e przekroczy� 3 stron w Wordzie, a nie mo�e by� kr�tsza ni� 1 strona (pisane w czcionce 12, TNR),
6) ZKP og�osi sw�j werdykt 23 stycznia 2009 roku.


Praca zwyci�ska zostanie wstawiona do tego dzia�u, wraz z komentarzem cz�onk�w ZKP, aby inni u�ytkownicy strony mogli poprawi� sobie humor, podczas jej czytania. Mam nadziej�, �e wielu z Was we�mie udzia� w konkursie.
�ycz� powodzenia!
Arwena E. B. (w imieniu ZKP)

Komentarze:

How much notice do you have to give? <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/write-my-essay-for-me-uk/ ">moral assisted writing online for money tackle</a> Celebrities may look phenomenal on the red carpet, but they also have hordes of makeup artists at the ready for even the tiniest of touchups. Catch them without the thick layers of powder, smoky eyesh...

How much notice do you have to give? <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/write-my-essay-for-me-uk/ ">moral assisted writing online for money tackle</a> Celebrities may look phenomenal on the red carpet, but they also have hordes of makeup artists at the ready for even the tiniest of touchups. Catch them without the thick layers of powder, smoky eyesh...

I'm self-employed <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/write-my-essay-for-me-uk/ ">poison bomb help in essay writing reaction salad</a> The political standoff in Washington showed signs of givingway to a Senate deal to reopen federal agencies and prevent aneconomically damaging default on federal debt. The deadline tolift debt ceiling is Oct. 17.

I'm self-employed <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/write-my-essay-for-me-uk/ ">poison bomb help in essay writing reaction salad</a> The political standoff in Washington showed signs of givingway to a Senate deal to reopen federal agencies and prevent aneconomically damaging default on federal debt. The deadline tolift debt ceiling is Oct. 17.

Did you go to university? <a href=" http://www.ohword.com/customessays/#procedure ">my essay writer</a> As a customer of any business, you expect a certain level of service when you encounter a problem or have a question. At banks, quality customer service is especially important to consumers because financial institutions are in the business of handling your hard-earned money.

Did you go to university? <a href=" http://www.ohword.com/customessays/#procedure ">my essay writer</a> As a customer of any business, you expect a certain level of service when you encounter a problem or have a question. At banks, quality customer service is especially important to consumers because financial institutions are in the business of handling your hard-earned money.

No, I'm not particularly sporty <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/cheap-editing-services/ ">research papers for sale online</a> Lugansky has been known to play all five Rachmaninov concertos in a single season &ndash; he once squeezed them into two consecutive nights in Moscow &ndash; but usually he finds himself performing just the three most popular, leaving room for other composers among the &ldquo;10 to 15&rdquo; concertos he plays each season.

No, I'm not particularly sporty <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/cheap-editing-services/ ">research papers for sale online</a> Lugansky has been known to play all five Rachmaninov concertos in a single season &ndash; he once squeezed them into two consecutive nights in Moscow &ndash; but usually he finds himself performing just the three most popular, leaving room for other composers among the &ldquo;10 to 15&rdquo; concertos he plays each season.

I'm interested in <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/cheap-editing-services/ ">write my report on the great war</a> The company's shares rose even as those of SL Green RealtyCorp, a well-established New York office REIT, slipped 7cents to close at $90.13. Meanwhile, shares of the benchmarkMSCI US REIT Index were down 0.08 percent.

I'm interested in <a href=" http://ziplinegear.biz/cheap-editing-services/ ">write my report on the great war</a> The company's shares rose even as those of SL Green RealtyCorp, a well-established New York office REIT, slipped 7cents to close at $90.13. Meanwhile, shares of the benchmarkMSCI US REIT Index were down 0.08 percent.

Sorry, I'm busy at the moment <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/imdur-online/ ">imdur price</a> Pierzynski has a league-wide reputation for having a difficult personality, something Red Sox executives said in recent weeks was overstated. Pierzynski also will be entering a clubhouse with leaders in place and playing for a strong manager in John Farrell. Any personality issues figure to be extinguished quickly.

Sorry, I'm busy at the moment <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/imdur-online/ ">imdur price</a> Pierzynski has a league-wide reputation for having a difficult personality, something Red Sox executives said in recent weeks was overstated. Pierzynski also will be entering a clubhouse with leaders in place and playing for a strong manager in John Farrell. Any personality issues figure to be extinguished quickly.

I'm sorry, I'm not interested <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">buy cheap azathioprine</a> He ran for a 31-yard touchdown and caught a 50-yard touchdown pass both in the opening 3½ minutes, then added a 12-yard TD reception with 6:58 to go in the first quarter. On the second play of the second quarter, he made a 72-yard catch and run from Hogan, who was credited with a career-long completion on the play.

I'm sorry, I'm not interested <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">buy cheap azathioprine</a> He ran for a 31-yard touchdown and caught a 50-yard touchdown pass both in the opening 3½ minutes, then added a 12-yard TD reception with 6:58 to go in the first quarter. On the second play of the second quarter, he made a 72-yard catch and run from Hogan, who was credited with a career-long completion on the play.

What sort of work do you do? <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/intagra-100/ ">buy intagra
</a> The mother-of-one, from Moseley, said he showed interest in the issue and also asked if her six-month-old son Charlie was teething. The 33-year-old Mrs Smith Allen said: “Charlie loves strangers so he really enjoyed it. He’s a very social creature.”

What sort of work do you do? <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/intagra-100/ ">buy intagra
</a> The mother-of-one, from Moseley, said he showed interest in the issue and also asked if her six-month-old son Charlie was teething. The 33-year-old Mrs Smith Allen said: “Charlie loves strangers so he really enjoyed it. He’s a very social creature.”

Will I be paid weekly or monthly? <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">no prescription imuran</a> He adds the focus on “building lifetime relationships with customers” using digital channels has led to higher customer satisfaction and higher retention and advocacy, which in turn leads to “improved value for shareholders”.  The company quotes internal numbers that show customer satisfaction up 2 percentage points to 79 per cent in the period.   

Will I be paid weekly or monthly? <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">no prescription imuran</a> He adds the focus on “building lifetime relationships with customers” using digital channels has led to higher customer satisfaction and higher retention and advocacy, which in turn leads to “improved value for shareholders”.  The company quotes internal numbers that show customer satisfaction up 2 percentage points to 79 per cent in the period.   

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">order azathioprine</a> "The poorest countries have been clear that there are limits to the compromises they can accept. Rich countries have rolled back on past promises and, with some middle income countries, appear to be dodging strong future commitments of climate action," she said.

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please <a href=" http://indexholding.ae/purchase-imuran-online/ ">order azathioprine</a> "The poorest countries have been clear that there are limits to the compromises they can accept. Rich countries have rolled back on past promises and, with some middle income countries, appear to be dodging strong future commitments of climate action," she said.

« 1 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 »

| Script by Alex