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Wtorek, 16 Grudnia, 2008, 19:20

Parodia

Witam!
Mam przyjemność ogłosić nowy konkurs. Jego zwycięzcą zostanie osoba, która prześle nam najlepszą, najśmieszniejszą i najbardziej poprawną (pod względem stylistycznym, ortograficznym itp.) parodię ostatniej walki między H.P. a Voldemortem. Jest to temat obfitujący, w ciekawe rozwiązania, który na pewno podsunie Wam jakieś intrygujące pomysły.


Regulamin:

1) Notki mają być na temat parodii o ostatnim rozdziale walki pomiędzy Voldemortem a Harrym Potterem,
2 )Notka musi być napisana starannie, bezbłędnie, na temat i stylem, który zaciekawi i pozytywnie zaskoczy ZKP,
3) Notka musi być przysłana na e-mail ZKP ( ZKP.hp0@gmail.com )) do dnia 20 stycznia,
4) Chętnie przystajemy na różnorodne pomysły, które będą oryginalne i inne od pomysłu pani Rowling, a akcja będzie pomysłowa i barwna,
5) Długość notki nie może przekroczyć 3 stron w Wordzie, a nie może być krótsza niż 1 strona (pisane w czcionce 12, TNR),
6) ZKP ogłosi swój werdykt 23 stycznia 2009 roku.



Praca zwycięska zostanie wstawiona do tego działu, wraz z komentarzem członków ZKP, aby inni użytkownicy strony mogli poprawić sobie humor, podczas jej czytania. Mam nadzieję, że wielu z Was weźmie udział w konkursie.
Życzę powodzenia!
Arwena E. B. (w imieniu ZKP)

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