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Wtorek, 16 Grudnia, 2008, 19:20

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Witam!
Mam przyjemno¶æ og³osiæ nowy konkurs. Jego zwyciêzc± zostanie osoba, która prze¶le nam najlepsz±, naj¶mieszniejsz± i najbardziej poprawn± (pod wzglêdem stylistycznym, ortograficznym itp.) parodiê ostatniej walki miêdzy H.P. a Voldemortem. Jest to temat obfituj±cy, w ciekawe rozwi±zania, który na pewno podsunie Wam jakie¶ intryguj±ce pomys³y.


Regulamin:

1) Notki maj± byæ na temat parodii o ostatnim rozdziale walki pomiêdzy Voldemortem a Harrym Potterem,
2 )Notka musi byæ napisana starannie, bezb³êdnie, na temat i stylem, który zaciekawi i pozytywnie zaskoczy ZKP,
3) Notka musi byæ przys³ana na e-mail ZKP ( ZKP.hp0@gmail.com )) do dnia 20 stycznia,
4) Chêtnie przystajemy na ró¿norodne pomys³y, które bêd± oryginalne i inne od pomys³u pani Rowling, a akcja bêdzie pomys³owa i barwna,
5) D³ugo¶æ notki nie mo¿e przekroczyæ 3 stron w Wordzie, a nie mo¿e byæ krótsza ni¿ 1 strona (pisane w czcionce 12, TNR),
6) ZKP og³osi swój werdykt 23 stycznia 2009 roku.


Praca zwyciêska zostanie wstawiona do tego dzia³u, wraz z komentarzem cz³onków ZKP, aby inni u¿ytkownicy strony mogli poprawiæ sobie humor, podczas jej czytania. Mam nadziejê, ¿e wielu z Was we¼mie udzia³ w konkursie.
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