"ZKP - Związek Krytyk�w Pamiętnik�w" konkurs: "Tw�j ciąg dalszy!""
Przewodniczacą ZKP jest Meg Dimen

[ Powr�t ]

Wtorek, 16 Grudnia, 2008, 19:20

Parodia

Witam!
Mam przyjemno�� og�osi� nowy konkurs. Jego zwyci�zc� zostanie osoba, kt�ra prze�le nam najlepsz�, naj�mieszniejsz� i najbardziej poprawn� (pod wzgl�dem stylistycznym, ortograficznym itp.) parodi� ostatniej walki mi�dzy H.P. a Voldemortem. Jest to temat obfituj�cy, w ciekawe rozwi�zania, kt�ry na pewno podsunie Wam jakie� intryguj�ce pomys�y.


Regulamin:

1) Notki maj� by� na temat parodii o ostatnim rozdziale walki pomi�dzy Voldemortem a Harrym Potterem,
2 )Notka musi by� napisana starannie, bezb��dnie, na temat i stylem, kt�ry zaciekawi i pozytywnie zaskoczy ZKP,
3) Notka musi by� przys�ana na e-mail ZKP ( ZKP.hp0@gmail.com )) do dnia 20 stycznia,
4) Ch�tnie przystajemy na r�norodne pomys�y, kt�re b�d� oryginalne i inne od pomys�u pani Rowling, a akcja b�dzie pomys�owa i barwna,
5) D�ugo�� notki nie mo�e przekroczy� 3 stron w Wordzie, a nie mo�e by� kr�tsza ni� 1 strona (pisane w czcionce 12, TNR),
6) ZKP og�osi sw�j werdykt 23 stycznia 2009 roku.


Praca zwyci�ska zostanie wstawiona do tego dzia�u, wraz z komentarzem cz�onk�w ZKP, aby inni u�ytkownicy strony mogli poprawi� sobie humor, podczas jej czytania. Mam nadziej�, �e wielu z Was we�mie udzia� w konkursie.
�ycz� powodzenia!
Arwena E. B. (w imieniu ZKP)

Komentarze:

Why did you come to ? <a href=" http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/chambres ">geodon 80 mg</a> Teheran was chased from the game during the top of the third. The Braves rookie lasted 2 2/3 innings, surrendering six runs on eight hits. The right-hander flashed some electric stuff, striking out five, but made numerous mistakes to Dodgers' hitters, and they did not miss the mistakes.

We'll need to take up references <a href=" http://corkfilmcentregallery.com/about-us/#per ">where can i buy flagyl tablets</a> The wealthy use any and all means to continue their powerful grip on society. The greatest areas of the focus of the wealthy in maintaining power has probably been the various religious and patriotic, flag-waving manipulations, used to gain votes for candidates who will then accept the money of corporations to do all manner of things within the federal government to favor those who really profit from the corporatations. All the while the wealthy boardroom inhabitants are claiming that they are helping to create jobs, helping to preserve personal freedom (freedom of the wealthy, of course, and oppression of the working class), blah-blah-blah. Are not those claims mostly hollow, if not entirely?

We'll need to take up references <a href=" http://corkfilmcentregallery.com/about-us/#per ">where can i buy flagyl tablets</a> The wealthy use any and all means to continue their powerful grip on society. The greatest areas of the focus of the wealthy in maintaining power has probably been the various religious and patriotic, flag-waving manipulations, used to gain votes for candidates who will then accept the money of corporations to do all manner of things within the federal government to favor those who really profit from the corporatations. All the while the wealthy boardroom inhabitants are claiming that they are helping to create jobs, helping to preserve personal freedom (freedom of the wealthy, of course, and oppression of the working class), blah-blah-blah. Are not those claims mostly hollow, if not entirely?

I'd like to send this to <a href=" http://www.blissfarm.cz/prints/ ">teach Generic Lithium Carbonate watches as</a> The plan was brokered by an environmental justice alliance and supported by major green groups, including the New York League of Conversation Voters. The plan will reduce six million miles from truck routes that used to originate in Manhattan and drive to North Brooklyn and the Bronx.

I'd like to send this to <a href=" http://www.blissfarm.cz/prints/ ">teach Generic Lithium Carbonate watches as</a> The plan was brokered by an environmental justice alliance and supported by major green groups, including the New York League of Conversation Voters. The plan will reduce six million miles from truck routes that used to originate in Manhattan and drive to North Brooklyn and the Bronx.

I'm on work experience <a href=" http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/contact ">purchase geodon fl</a> Others said it may be due to unusually low liquidity, as open interest dwindled to a four-year lows just a day before the first episode on October 1. But professional Comex traders should know to moderate their orders in thinner conditions.

I'm on work experience <a href=" http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/contact ">purchase geodon fl</a> Others said it may be due to unusually low liquidity, as open interest dwindled to a four-year lows just a day before the first episode on October 1. But professional Comex traders should know to moderate their orders in thinner conditions.

We'd like to offer you the job http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/services geodon 40mg The Swiss group has also benefited from setbacks at potential challengers. On Thursday, Teva and Lonza said they were discontinuing a venture to develop so-called "biosimilars," the latest competitor to halt or delay projects due to high costs and complications.

We'd like to offer you the job http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/services geodon 40mg The Swiss group has also benefited from setbacks at potential challengers. On Thursday, Teva and Lonza said they were discontinuing a venture to develop so-called "biosimilars," the latest competitor to halt or delay projects due to high costs and complications.

Which year are you in? <a href=" http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/contact ">cheap geodon</a> Milliner’s former defensive backs coach at Alabama, Jeremy Pruitt — now the defensive coordinator at Florida State — said he couldn’t specifically recall how much Milliner struggled his freshman year, but has plenty of confidence that the rookie will eventually work through his early troubles. “I don’t remember any details of it. I’m sure he’s not the first person that’s ever struggled early on in his career,” Pruitt said. “The thing about Dee is he’s made of the right stuff, will keep grinding at it. He’s such a high character person, (he’ll) find a way to make himself into a pro.”

Which year are you in? <a href=" http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/contact ">cheap geodon</a> Milliner’s former defensive backs coach at Alabama, Jeremy Pruitt — now the defensive coordinator at Florida State — said he couldn’t specifically recall how much Milliner struggled his freshman year, but has plenty of confidence that the rookie will eventually work through his early troubles. “I don’t remember any details of it. I’m sure he’s not the first person that’s ever struggled early on in his career,” Pruitt said. “The thing about Dee is he’s made of the right stuff, will keep grinding at it. He’s such a high character person, (he’ll) find a way to make himself into a pro.”

Could I take your name and number, please? <a href=" http://corkfilmcentregallery.com/about-us/ ">design metronidazole flagyl rx playwright technical</a> Pettitte didn’t admit to drug use because of some crisis of conscience, or because it offended his sense of morality, or even his Christian beliefs. He admitted to drug use for the same reason A-Rod did: Because he was caught. And when he did issue his public confession, he did exactly what A-Rod did, which means he admitted to just enough drug use to make you think it was somehow a misdemeanor with him and not a felony.

Could I take your name and number, please? <a href=" http://corkfilmcentregallery.com/about-us/ ">design metronidazole flagyl rx playwright technical</a> Pettitte didn’t admit to drug use because of some crisis of conscience, or because it offended his sense of morality, or even his Christian beliefs. He admitted to drug use for the same reason A-Rod did: Because he was caught. And when he did issue his public confession, he did exactly what A-Rod did, which means he admitted to just enough drug use to make you think it was somehow a misdemeanor with him and not a felony.

What do you study? <a href=" http://www.alvariza.es/equipo#talented ">where can you buy gabapentin cheap</a> The process involved &ndash; identifying passions, developing content and projects, crafting your own story, learning about areas of interest and making connections around them &ndash; is not a paint-by-numbers exercise. Still, it's more straightforward than it may seem. It starts with the simple act of noticing problems that need to be solved, asking how things could work better, and identifying what emerging factors might make this possible. By positioning yourself as actively working to solve such problems, you set yourself apart meaningfully from all those who are still hoping someone else will create a space for them to fill.

What do you study? <a href=" http://www.alvariza.es/equipo#talented ">where can you buy gabapentin cheap</a> The process involved &ndash; identifying passions, developing content and projects, crafting your own story, learning about areas of interest and making connections around them &ndash; is not a paint-by-numbers exercise. Still, it's more straightforward than it may seem. It starts with the simple act of noticing problems that need to be solved, asking how things could work better, and identifying what emerging factors might make this possible. By positioning yourself as actively working to solve such problems, you set yourself apart meaningfully from all those who are still hoping someone else will create a space for them to fill.

It's funny goodluck http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/chambres geodon 80 mg price "If we get to the stage where the U.S. has to start thinkingabout rescheduling payments on it debt, that would be a seriouschange in the way market think about the shutdown,"Commerzbank's Dixon said.

It's funny goodluck http://www.aubergedjamilla.com/index.php/chambres geodon 80 mg price "If we get to the stage where the U.S. has to start thinkingabout rescheduling payments on it debt, that would be a seriouschange in the way market think about the shutdown,"Commerzbank's Dixon said.

Could you please repeat that? <a href=" http://www.alvariza.es/equipo ">retained dance neurontin buy gabapentin pollen particles</a> “For the sake of a proper investigation, we have to make sure we’ve covered every base and fulfilled our duty to the motorcyclist and his family. We have to conduct an investigation which satisfies all of their questions and the coroner’s questions.&#8221;

Could you please repeat that? <a href=" http://www.alvariza.es/equipo ">retained dance neurontin buy gabapentin pollen particles</a> “For the sake of a proper investigation, we have to make sure we’ve covered every base and fulfilled our duty to the motorcyclist and his family. We have to conduct an investigation which satisfies all of their questions and the coroner’s questions.&#8221;

What's the exchange rate for euros? <a href=" http://www.castawaybythesea.com/history.html ">recreate clomid 100mg days 5-9 twins path</a> In looking to monetise its mobile platform, Tencent isfollowing the likes of South Korean firm Kakao Inc's KakaoTalkand Japan's NHN Corp's Line. Three months after Kakao releasedKakao Game last August, its monthly revenue soared ninefold to$35.3 million. Tencent has a 13.8 percent stake in Kakao.

« 1 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 »

| Script by Alex