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Wtorek, 16 Grudnia, 2008, 19:20

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Witam!
Mam przyjemno�� og�osi� nowy konkurs. Jego zwyci�zc� zostanie osoba, kt�ra prze�le nam najlepsz�, naj�mieszniejsz� i najbardziej poprawn� (pod wzgl�dem stylistycznym, ortograficznym itp.) parodi� ostatniej walki mi�dzy H.P. a Voldemortem. Jest to temat obfituj�cy, w ciekawe rozwi�zania, kt�ry na pewno podsunie Wam jakie� intryguj�ce pomys�y.


Regulamin:

1) Notki maj� by� na temat parodii o ostatnim rozdziale walki pomi�dzy Voldemortem a Harrym Potterem,
2 )Notka musi by� napisana starannie, bezb��dnie, na temat i stylem, kt�ry zaciekawi i pozytywnie zaskoczy ZKP,
3) Notka musi by� przys�ana na e-mail ZKP ( ZKP.hp0@gmail.com )) do dnia 20 stycznia,
4) Ch�tnie przystajemy na r�norodne pomys�y, kt�re b�d� oryginalne i inne od pomys�u pani Rowling, a akcja b�dzie pomys�owa i barwna,
5) D�ugo�� notki nie mo�e przekroczy� 3 stron w Wordzie, a nie mo�e by� kr�tsza ni� 1 strona (pisane w czcionce 12, TNR),
6) ZKP og�osi sw�j werdykt 23 stycznia 2009 roku.


Praca zwyci�ska zostanie wstawiona do tego dzia�u, wraz z komentarzem cz�onk�w ZKP, aby inni u�ytkownicy strony mogli poprawi� sobie humor, podczas jej czytania. Mam nadziej�, �e wielu z Was we�mie udzia� w konkursie.
�ycz� powodzenia!
Arwena E. B. (w imieniu ZKP)

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